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early stages of friendship are Soooo embarrassing like yea sorry....... it's me again............ i enjoy talking to you and spending time with you....... you can shoot me point blank if you want i dont mind

why dont you make like a tree and feel the breeze and the sun and the changing of the seasons. and Grow

you know apparently you're not supposed to give kittens and cats saucers of milk? yeah what you're actually supposed to give them is 1-2 Modelo tall boys. easy mistake to make, happens to the best of us.

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I wonder why powdered tomato isn’t a mainstream seasoning. It’d add such a nice little boost of umami without making your food too sugary or vinegary or spicy like other tomato-based food additives would. I just want to tomatey my eggs and toast yknow. tomatey my sammich. tomatey my salad perhaps

I think you're on to something- it could even be marketed as being a great source of lycopene (an antioxidant that does good things for LDL cholesterol, potentially helps protect against prostate cancer and helps reduce UV damage on skin) .