a single flamingo pool float

"I learned a lot from making this" is artist talk for "making this sucked ass and I'm not entirely happy with the result."

It's not like I like you or anything! P-Pendejo!

labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left

Enriched uranium sword with a lead sheathe that is rumored to slowly kill its owner in exchange for god killing power.

League of knights with similar blades all sheathe their weapons in the mechanisms of a dilapidated castle, their power bringing arcane mechanisms to life and unearthing secrets long buried and lost.

Two selfish combatants duel with these cursed blades, their final mighty clash laying waste to both warriors and their surroundings in an apocalyptic storm of divine fire that sees the land poisoned and cursed by the gods for decades.

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

no more media analysis until we agree that all art is a sublimation of the desire to ritually sacrifice the king. yeah all of it. yeah even cars 2 and stuff

the writers thinly-disguised [sublimation of the desire to ritually sacrifice the king]

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

From now on this is how all petty fandom disputes should be settled.

My faceblindness is JUST enough that I'm not certain if this is Hugh Laurie or just a scruffy white guy with blue eyes but he's DEFINITELY doing the Hugh Laurie mouth thing so I'm about 70% certain it is

No that's definitely Hugh Laurie.