These BloodyMary shippers are deeply unserious people because tell me why I haven’t seen a single one of you propose a So I Married An Axe Murderer AU.
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Author notes: I made a oneshot for this prompt. Hope you like it.
It is Danny’s monthly doctor appointment with Frostbite and while the young King of The Infinite Realms lays on the ice-cold medical bed, because it is an actual block of ice covered with the furs of an unknown beast from the realms, his core exposed to the yeti, Frostbite kindly examinates the halfa, his massive claws gently caressing the glowing orb, touch even softer than a feather and half-moon glasses over the bridge of his nuzzle, Danny still wonders where he could have gotten them.
“Hmmm.” Frostbite hums as he watches the way Danny’s core seems to lightly shift in color on one side.
“Frosty?” Danny calls.
“All is good, young Danny.” Frostbite answers as he takes one step back to give Danny some space. “You can pull back your core now. We are finished with your examination.”
With a practiced deep breath Danny puts his core back somewhere inside the deepest parts of his being, it’s not a physical place in his body – either the human or the ghost – but a special spiritual lane within himself. According to Frostbite, every living being or denizen of the realms has this pocket within themselves, for living beings is where their soul resides, for denizens of the realms is where their core resides, for Danny and the other halfas is a special place where their soul and their core converge, like binary stars dancing around each other.
Danny sits up on the bed and looks expectantly at his doctor. “So, how do I look?” he asks.
“Perfect, I dare say.” Frostbite answers him with his trademark gentle smile. “Your core is developing steadily and is as strong as a deep sea-bull.” Danny doesn’t know what a deep sea-bull is but if Frostbite says it is strong then that thing has to be a freaking bitch to fight. “There is one thing though, that I would like to talk with you.”
“Oh?” The halfa smartly reacts, some anxiety seeping into his tone.
“It is nothing bad, young Danny.” Frostbite reassures with patient tone. “But it is important that you know.” He says as he takes seat next to Danny.
“Is this…” Danny’s anxiety sky rockets. “Is this The Talk? Are you gonna give me The Talk on Ghost Sex, Frosty?!”
“Ho-ho, no young Danny.” An amused Frostbite maturely laughs. “This is not that kind of talk, but it is a talk about the changes your body is going through. Though, we do must have The Talk when the time comes, it is still a bit too early for you.”
“Oh… but didn’t we already have this talk?” Danny questions as he remembers the first interactions they had as doctor and patient back when he was fourteen and his core manifested as an ice core.
“I gave you a quick explanation on what a core is and how it affects you as a half-a-ghost.” Frostbite says. “What we are going to talk today is about how your half-alive status affects your core and ghost powers.”
“Oh.” Danny smartly reacts again. “Is it something bad?” Danny asks, worry flooding his voice.
“No.” Frostbite, forever kind with his young ward, says as he pats Danny’s head. “As I already said, you are as healthy and strong as a deep sea-bull, and that’s exactly what I want to talk about. As a half-living ecto entity, your core, unlike the core of other ghosts and denizens of the realms, continuously grows in both strength and capacity. Usually, when a denizen of the realms reaches their prime their core stops developing and their powers and abilities do not go beyond the strength they have already reached, it is very hard for a denizen to grow and strengthen their core after that. To do so one must go through a lot of trials and it takes a lot of time. Many, as a short cut, absorb other denizens’ cores to quickly gain strength and develop their abilities further, such was the case of Pariah Dark.” Frostbite explains. “That is why half-a-ghosts are so special and strong, your half-alive status allows you to grow steadily in both strength and ability without resorting to, well, your ghost side more primal, to not say cannibalistic, tendencies.”
“That’s why Pariah Dark did it. Also, why Ember and the others like to eat the chubbier blobs?”
“Yes. That is actually the most civilized way to gain strength without turning into a core crusher, or worst.” The doctor answers.
Danny makes a face at the thought. Blob ghost are so cute, he feels a little bit bad for them, but then again cows are also cute and he still likes to eat hamburgers and meatballs. “Alright, so, because I’m still half-alive my core is still, like, developing?”
“Exactly but it also means that it will never really stop developing, it will never truly settle despite having already manifested as an ice core, which is also why you get a new power every month or so. As a ghost, you will keep growing and getting stronger.”
“But so is the case for Plasmius and Dani, isn’t it?” Danny asks.
“Their cases are very different. Plasmius is closer to be a revenant than a pure hybrid like yourself, young Danny. He has turned into a vengeful spirit obsessed with your mother and yourself. He has allowed darkness to settle into his core and that is slowly turning him into a very different beast.” Frostbite informs. “In little Dani’s case, she was created from the bio-fabric of your living self and then Plasmius injected into her ectoplasm extracted from himself instead of taking it from a clean source, which is why she was so prompt to destabilize. Until you injected clean ectoplasm into her system, her own core was rejecting the already corrupted ectoplasm that Plasmius was forcing into her.” Danny’s whole attention is in Frostbite words. “You on the other hand are the purest half-a-ghost I have had the honor to meet, as contradictory as it sounds. The balance of your body, core and soul is the closest to perfection and your growth is steady and constant.”
“Tell that to my grades.” Danny jokingly interrupts, which is rewarded with a chuckle from his friend and doctor. Though, if Danny’s honest, his grades do have improved in the last two years. “Then what is the issue? Because you made it sound pretty serious.” He questions.
“Ah, yes, the subject at hand.” Frostbite seems to be pulled back to reality. “Ahem, besides your nature there is another reason as to why your powers will keep increasing and your core will continue to grow and that is because you are the High King, young Danny. Your new status has allowed the very essence of the realms to merge with yours...”
“What?”
“This will eventually allow you to shape the realms to your will...”
“What?”
“Or for the realms to shape itself to your liking, like a sort of reflection of your personality…
“Frosty! Stop! That the zone and me what?!” Danny exclaims as he grabs the yeti’s fluffy yet massive face between his hands.
“Well…” Frostbite starts as he softly holds Danny’s hands and puts the back onto his lap, moving his fluffy face away from Danny’s. “Since you defeated Pariah Dark and became king, the essence of the Realms has slowly but steadily merged with yourself. Today I noticed a slight change in your core, which signals the beginning of your development as a higher being.”
“And when were you gonna tell me this?!” Danny asks with alarm.
“Honestly speaking, neither me, lady Pandora or sir Clockwork thought it would be so fast. We were expecting the changes to manifest in about ten years at least, but once again you have shown us your superiority, oh great one.”
“Frosty, not the time to be marveled by my weird biology and even weirder adaptability.” Danny deadpans.
“Right, sorry.”
“Ugh, I forgot Clockwork cannot see my future with clarity since the thing with Dan.” Danny grunts to himself. “Then, what do you propose?”
“Oh, right, as a way to control your growing powers and keep your core’s balance I think that it will greatly benefit you to start studying magic.”
“Magic? Like, witches and potions and spells?” Danny questions.
“Yes. I know that for someone with a scientific oriented mind like yourself it might sound ridiculous but let me remind you, my young friend, that before any science there was the study of magic. The root of every religion or scientific study comes from the magical studies and many great sages were first believed to be witches.”
“Yeah, but those people were brilliant, Frostbite. Exceptional among their peers, I’m just… me.”
“My young friend, you are the most exceptional among any of us, be it in the realms or in your homeworld.” The yeti gently states as he tilts Danny’s chin up so his ecto-green eyes lock with Frostbite’s purple ones.
Danny manages a small smile. “You really think I can pull it off?” He asks with reluctance in his voice.
“Not only me, sir Clockwork and lady Pandora believe so too, and we three are willing to aid you in whatever way you may need.” Frostbite assures.
“Thanks.” Danny softly says. “But where do I start? It’s not like I can grab one of the grimoires in the Alexandria Library, I’m pretty sure those are too advanced for me.”
“You could start by lending the notes of your previous paramour.” The yeti suggest.
“Oh, yeah, Sam’s a witchling.” Danny remembers.
“But make sure it is only her starting notes. Since she is linked to Undergrowth, they might not like you meddling with those they have claimed as their children. Patrons are sometimes possessive like that.”
“Starting notes only, got it.” Danny nods his head. “Oh wow, who would have thought that to study magic was gonna become a medical treatment.”
“For centuries the study of magic brought closer the living to our kind, a way for them to comprehend us and in exchange, for us to teach and learn from them as well. A shame that our connection decreased during the reign of Pariah Dark, but I am glad to know that there were those that kept trying despite the risks, even today.”
“Yeah, Sam was ecstatic when Undergrowth accepted her as their contracted.” Danny says as he jumps down the medical ice bed.
“And I assure you that Undergrowth was as pleased as well. It’s been a while since they accepted a new child under their branches.”
“They better not try n’ do anything funny though.” Danny mumbles to himself, the young halfa still not trusting the ancient’s intentions with one of his best friends. “Would that be all, Frosty?” He adds aloud to the yeti. “Not to be rude but there is some homework I still gotta finish.”
“Of course, young Danny. We have finished for now.”
“Thanks doc. I’ll tell you about the magic thing after Sam lend me her notes.”
“I shall be waiting.”
And with a swing of his arm, Danny rips the very fabric of space with his claws, opening a portal back to Amity Park. The boy salutes at Frostbite with two fingers over his forehead and then jumps into the portal, the rip closing by itself the instant Danny vanishes into it.
Good parents Jack and Maddie crying as their baby boy goes off to college. They've turned off the portal and are in the process of correcting their initial findings so everyone in town tries to avoid them otherwise you will be subjected to the new findings which mark ecto entities as sapient and therefore deserving of rights or gushing about how Danny is off to college since his small business pays so well. He did so well he rejected the scholarships from Gotham University because he said it would be better going to someone who needs it and they did such a good job raising him because look at how successful and generous he is!
The business in question is more of a cheat since being king of the infinite Realms means he is fluent in any language to exist. Safe, dead, or extinct the status of a language doesn't matter to him. With Technus's help he sets up and online portal where people can submit pictures or copies of stuff for him to translate at a premium price. He refuses to take any money from the fruit loop and the money he learns will go towards his clone's schooling when she gets to that point. Right now she is using it for her travels and sending them postcards.
People who claim his translations as their own get black listed with a huge fee coming out of their bank account for the breach of contract. He is trying to keep his business on the down low so those breakthroughs that get on the news are not what he is looking for. His main demographic is rich snobs with private art collections. What Danny doesn't know is that his main customers are the Justice League.
There are some clues but he kinda ignores them. Like when a document submitted is a summoning ritual he sends back a partial translation since the summoning is not good (there are worst beings they could summon but it will still be a hassle) however revealing knowledge of the banishment is harmless.
Gotham cultists hate him because they know he can translate the whole document/book but all of their attempts to trace the sage of tongues (trying to give invisobill kinda vibes) they find a dead end. They try submitting from different computers, locations, routers, anything, but just end up giving Danny more money lol
The Justice League is almost in tears because the jusyice league dark could not agree on the translation of the banishment ritual and everything they tried before had failed.
His favorite translations are the stories that give alien vibes. They talk about certain structures (he thinks it might be structures) as if they are common knowledge. Unknown to him those are Kryptonian fairy tales that Lois submitted. She didn't want to give Jon a funny accent so Clark can read them in Kryptonian while she does the English.
Duke having a hard time with an assignment, sends an inquiry asking if he offers homework help (he wouldn't be using it for career advancement which is against the terms of service BUT he would be claiming it for points so he asked) and that is how Tim finds out about this sketchy website that can translate anything. Danny feels the sincerity and sleep deprivation in the inquiry so he replies back "I admire your courage and will do you a solid but only if your promise to sleep a minimum of 8 hours. I'll know if you don't and snitch so go to sleep 😴" The translation is attached and already in the format his teacher requested.
Steph: How is he gonna know?
Duke: Idk but he is a life saver!
Tim: Duke, did you just sell your soul for a homework assignment?
Duke: Let me sleep and then we'll see what happens 🥱
Tim is driven crazy because he needs to know who is behind the website. And also because Constantine was kinda in the area and said no. Duke has his soul even if he doesn't sleep, lucky bugger.
Tim feels like the world is conspiring against him when it sends the cutest distraction in one his gen ed courses. He will date the cute guy AND solve this mystery out of spite.
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(working on this again after having to rush to finish work for finals has been a balm on my weary soul, but also i feel slightly insane bc i was tired of drawing and i am recovering by drawing🧎)
So Billy is 17, doesn’t matter if he’s homeless or adopted, but the League or his family still don’t know that he Captain Marvel.
One day, he gets caught in a summon.
The summoning turns out to be a marriage contract. Billy is now married to the eldritch ghost king. Who was also not happy.
After sending the cultist to hell, the ghost king transforms into a teenager. Danny Fenton
Huh, he could work with this. Billy transforms as well.
They start working together to find a way to break off the marriage. There isn’t one. They are stuck together. And because both of them have enemies, they can’t exactly tell people that they’re married
Eventually, they learn to like each more than friends. One day, Marvel is in a meeting and someone asks him what he’s doing after work,
Marvel: oh! I’m watching that new horror movie with my husband :))
Leaguers: ….
Marvel: he was so excited to see it I couldn’t say no!
Leaguers: you’re married???
Marvel: … it was supposed to be a secret… shit…
Shenanigans
- marvel is getting his butt whipped by a new villain, Danny shows up as elderitch monster (“not my husband, bitch!”)
- JLA holiday party? Billy brings elderitch Danny
- Dani pops up:
Dani: hiya papa!!
Marvel: Dani! What are you doing here?
Dani: just stopping by to see my papa :))
Marvel: aww :))
Leaguers: aww….?
-when Billy identify is revealed;
Leaguer: I can’t believe you made up a fake husband!
Don't imagine a little Bruce Wayne, eyes wide and innocent, before bursting out in giggles as the space-night creature growls playfully at him.
Don't imagine him 'growling' back, playing with the wandering spirit, mimicking the young Ancient's noises.
Don't imagine Bruce finding refuge in night and shadow, even as fear of bats made him tremble, as he tries to escape haunting memories of his parents' deaths.
Don't imagine his familiar 'friend' curling close, cooing to the child, letting Bruce cry as much as he needed.
Don't imagine Bruce, as the years go by, finding a perpetual shadow guiding him, guiding his fury and anger, guiding his grief and remorse. Unknowingly guiding him towards vigilantism.
Don't imagine Bruce being able to sense shadows, spirits, entities, but especially his 'friend'. There's a reason why he tried to learn from Giovanni Zatara.
Don't imagine Bruce sometimes seeking the night to feel a connection to the wandering Ancient; to feel familiar, cold claws carefully run through his hair as a steady purr-growl rumbles in a too still chest.
Don't imagine Bruce remembering the sounds the Ancient taught him as a kid, embracing the otherworldly aspect to put fear into criminals. There's a reason why they thought for years that Batman was a myth, a cryptid.
Don't imagine Bruce feeling relief when the Ancient seemed to take a liking to Dick, knowing his Robin was safe.
Don't imagine his fury and rage and grief when the Ancient couldn't save Jason.
Don't imagine him sobbing into that familiar, cold chest, begging for his son back. It was one of the rare times a somewhat human voice whispered into his hair, "I'm sorry."
Don't imagine Bruce, drowning in grief and fury, finding the tenacious Tim Drake braving the mantle of Robin, untrained and oh so tragically young, with a familiar space-shadow figure behind the youth.
Don't imagine Bruce always searching for the entity, seeing the creature more and more, as if the creature refuses to leave post anymore.
Don't imagine Bruce finally seeing the true face of his friend during a crisis, and seeing only a boy.
16-year-old Danny Phantom (member of the Justice League Dark) approaches 25-year-old Red Robin.
Danny: Would you like to go on a date?
Tim: I'm sorry, you flatter me, but I think you're too young for me.
Danny: Sorry for the confusion, it wasn't a date with me, but with my gentleman.
Tim: your knight?
Danny: Yes! Technically, he's an adult, so there wouldn't be any problems!
Tim: Technically? How old is he?
Danny: Um... How old is Halloween?
Tim: ...
Danny: Look, I know it's weird, but he's been alone for a long time, and he really loves the way you psychologically terrorize your criminals and how cool you look doing it!
Tim: um...
Danny: And if you don't like it, you'll have a favor from me, you can ask me for anything.
Tim: Whatever I want?
Danny: Whatever you want.
Tim: Deal.
Danny: Great! Fright Knight will come looking for you tomorrow night! Good luck, bye!
Danny disappears.
Jason, who observed the entire interaction: Tim... Did you really just agree to go on a date with a guy who's over three thousand years old?
Tim: Sure, you heard Danny, the guy hasn't been on a date in a long time. I'll get that favor from the king of infinite kingdoms by the end of the night, you'll see.
After the date with Fright Knight.
Tim enters the Batcave: ...
Jason: How did your date go? How bad was it?
Tim: I have two pieces of news, one good and one bad. Which would you like to hear first?
Jason: The bad new?
Tim: I won't be able to get that favor from Danny.
King Phantom going through some of the backed up paperwork and finds Janet's contract. Her first born belongs to Phantom now since Pariah never did any paperwork. Those that he did claim had already been rescued where they could and made comfortable when there was little to be done.
He's outlawed new deals since a lot of the time the validly of the sacrifice can be questioned. The observant s are annoyed at babysitters duty but it gets them out of annoying Danny and lets him be productive so he plans on milking it for as long as there are deals under review. Just like with the one Pariah claimed, a lot of them are undergoing investigations and that's where Janet's deal comes in.
Tim like many other firstborns are watched over. Anytime they are in danger, the observant responsible invokes Danny or his claim to protect them from the shadows. On occasion, they might have been relocated but never has Danny collected on any of those deals until Tim.
Tim unlike the other firstborns is a hero. Tim is also aware something is watching him as he will make comments for Danny or thank him for a save nobody else noticed and Danny is instantly smitten. Danny watches as Tim does so much good for Gotham both as a civilian and as a hero. Even when he is taken for granted, it doesn't slow Tim down and Danny admires him more.
Danny knows Tim has massive potential, and he trusts him to understand the gravity of how far his influence runs. He had no doubt in Tim when he was trying to clone his lost friends. Danny understood was part of his grieving process and everyone grieves differently. Did he also swoon a bit? Nobody witnessed it so it didn't happen (but his friend do tease him about it since they were aware of his crush)
It becomes the last straw for Danny when Nightwing acting as Batman turns everyone against Tim. He reminds himself everyone copes differently for all of one minute before saying man fuck that guy and sends a sticky note to Tim. On that sticky note he offers his help and protection, but it can't be revoked once accepted.
It's the first time he has 'shown' himself outside of the assists he's made, and it feels like agony as he watches Tim. Eventually Tim does take up his offer and while Danny fell first Tim fell harder. Bruce is the second person Danny saves that day and the moment Tim realizes it he is extra cuddly with Danny.
The alternate rescue is Danny being dramatic about collecting Red Robin in front of Dick and the Justice league. Tim meanwhile is like good luck keeping me here, but when he takes in his first view of the Infinite Realms he has sooo many questions so he could stay for a bit for science.
I am picturing the JL about to detain Tim. Tim going "have fun with that" screams "i accept" Danny just apearing full eldritch horror. Picking Time up and disapearing and depositing Bruce in his place.
Tim and Danny waiting a full week of the JL thinking they made Tim make a deal with an eldritch horror to save Bruce and now hes gone before he comes back.
With a Danny that is not an eldritch horror laughing his ass off at ALL OF THEM
I can't write a fic but here is a ficlet because I loved this idea but didn't have a lot of time so we miss out on the JL side and Bat reunion
“Your’e surrounded Red Robin, stand down or we’ll have to use force. Please don’t make me use force on my little brother. I can’t lose you too.”
Rodin stands right next to Dick. His hand rests on his katana, almost ready for Tim to resist. You can only kick a dog so many times, and for all Damian adores animals, Tim is less deserving than an animal in his eyes.
Tim remembers feeling hurt as Dick chose to believe Damian without looking for the truth, betrayed when Robin was taken back, and anxious as he set out alone knowing Ra’s waited.
Now he feels nothing.
Not even audacity as his forgiveness is assumed.
Internally he scoffs as the surrounding heroes tear up at Dick’s words. They lower their guard in one form or another, but Tim is going to give them a little reminder of why you don’t drop your guard.
“Yeah, have fun with that.” He inhales watching as they become confused just before he shouts, “I accept!”
The sudden cold at his back all but embraces him. It’s a little startling to see a massive black claw land beside him while another curls protectively in front of him. The lazarus colored veins alternate between glowing and dimming.
Tim relaxes knowing Bruce will be saved and marvels at the veins that begin to slow down and speed up again. Like a heart beat. Tim’s heart beat to be exact.
He no longer hears the shouts or alarm and for him to run.
All he can focus on is Phantom, the being who has all the power in the world and chooses to make Tim his heart. He looks up into the voids that take the place of eyes. Along with the grimaced smile, it would make for an unsettling sight but not for Tim who can see beyond the facade.
“No finer tribute will ever be found.” He sees stars in the void and how they twinkle just for him. He loses sight of those stars as they turn towards everyone else. “You wretches will have your Bat at the behest of my Birdie.’ The dramatic laugh that follows drowns out the chorus of no’s.
The claw curled before him moves to press him against the massive chest, but Tim doesn’t panic. He closes his eyes as a portal begins to swallow them both.
He feels as the other form shrinks. The laugher is not so booming now that the chest he’s held against is smaller.
“Oh my god you have some balls man. Imagine if I would have left you hanging? That would have been so embarrassing”
Tim looks at Phantom. For so long he’s been his secret protector. The constant comfort in his life who made even the Drake Manor feel less lonely. He feels nothing but affection for this being that saw Tim and found him deserving. “You’ve never let me down before, I knew you wouldn’t when I needed you the most.”
“ASDfghjkl?!”
Tim can only smile at the lovely flush on Phantom’s cheeks and the recreation of keyboard smashing. Teasing a king sounds like a fun way to pass the time, especially when they are this cute.
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