Maliciously Wounded Ovaries

Its embarrassing to have my mask off now. Thats too intimate. My coworkers don't know me like that

genuinely when I read posts on this website that aren’t about supernatural I’m like what the fuck is that doing on the supernatural website

Still trying to come to terms with the fact I’ll never be a librarian who can speak a dead language and be recruited by a ruggish but handsome explorer for a quest to lift the curse and save the world

because of the pandemic travel restrictions?

i thought delaware was a place in ohio? why are there so many things named delaware?

what the fuck

Wait what? I thought Delaware was a store with building supplies. Like paint, wood, nails and stuff?

THATS HOME DEPOT ???

I know home depot, but dude I don’t know anything about America mad have never been there. Are you sure there is not a some sort of store called something close to Delaware!?!

…..ace hardware….?

this post has only been around for a few hours but could very well be a world heritage post

This post launched at 8am PST on 12 Feb 2021. The above conversation has happened in 3 hours.

he WHAT? i thought he was from. w. wait. ???

delaware stole the presidents shoelaces for clout and became too powerful

From the UK- and what do you mean Delaware isn’t a type of ceramic?

@hellsite-hall-of-fame is it too early?

Isn’t delaware what they make computers on???

software ??

oh i thought delaware was that one british singer lady, you know, the one from chasing pavements

that’s fucking adele

isn’t delaware that place you go when you die

youre thinking of superhell and all of you are going there

how the fuck did any of you come to the conclusions you all made

we live in america?

I thought Delaware was that food delivery service that keeps interrupting youtube videos with their ads when I’m trying to have a good time

….. are you talking about Doordash???

First day reblog of iconic post. One for the ages folks

Does anyone else remember the story about that poor lesbian who came out to her mother and her mother cried and said “it’s all that damn Keira Knightley’s fault, I knew I shouldn’t have let you watch pride and prejudice as a child” because I’m really feeling that now

This post gets better every time I see it 

STOP, IM ALREADY GAY!

… it’s 2020 and I’m still on tumblr

GUYS WE NEED HELP TO FIX IT

The Balance!

I’m tempted to just reblog and not like it

Let’s be real here. The only reason we use tumblr anymore is because we all started using it when we where like 13, and now have this weird emotional attachment to it because it shaped us as people.