she sleeps at six

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

shes only your girl because she hasnt heard my kermit thee frog impression yet

and she never will. *hits you with my bus*

could you lie

"Doctor, give it to me straight" "You sure, there's a fee" "… Give it to me gay"

AGAB (Assigned Gay At Billing)

Fascinated by the fact that his first question was about if he'd have to prove it. I wanna know how far that man would go to save less than a dollar

Sorry, do you think 87 euros is less than a dollar

somebody get that girl a large sized beverage before she loses it completely

immediately showering and furiously washing the blood off my hands after stabbing someone, not because i feel any guilt or remorse for what i did but because i have sensory issues