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doechii and megan could literally kill a man in broad daylight and i'd be on here defending them

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i’m experiencing identity crisis url change may be imminent

#options are sev1n or wormaculture #i’m feeling quite fond of wormaculture. but idk if i’m misrepresenting the amount of worms on my blog

bought yarn and they sent me the wrong colorway however i have fallen hopelessly in love with the one they sent me. i want to keep her forever

#it unfortunately. is not the vibe. at all #it’s so pretty and so bright and SO FLUFFY #i emailed them n was like hi….. so you sent me the wrong yarn…. i can send it back….. or keep it forever that would be fine as well…#please don’t make me send it back we have bonded. but also i need the right color #thank u. sincerely sevin lastname (who would like to keep this yarn)

shoutout to my great grandma she gave me so much 💕 and to be honest i don’t really want most of it

#catholicism. my name that i don’t really like. family history of alcoholism. the list goes on #apparently she was a very skilled seamstress and crocheter and she had a pet tortoise. so not all bad ig

jadeseadragon

Phyllis Shafer, Magical Moment at Fallen Leaf Lake, gouache on paper, 17.5 x 22.5 inches.

#oh phyllis shafer we’re really in it now #one day i will own one of her prints. it will happen

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avidcollectorofdust

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

godspeedyoublackemperor

childaborting hips

did dr*gs last night for the first time in a long long while and had an incredibly vivid dream where i was holding a very large and very soft ball of yarn. like the whole dream was just me petting this ball of yarn and marveling at how soft it was. anyways it turns out that the yarn ball was in fact my cat that i was petting in real life

#honestly. 10/10 experience #like it was literally the skyrim fade in from black but it was to my cat sitting on my chest going o.o at me instead

hutsonwoolyums

It’s vitally important that people remember that no matter how many followers someone has on here they’re still literally just some person with a blog and not, like, The Authority on anything.

#except me and my 25 followers. they have seen the light of god (me) and i am right about everything 🙂‍↕️

phantomofthehoepera

I want the record to state I have never been this hard in my entire life

#HELLO???????

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migraine symptom: the social weirds

#makes me really socially weird sometimes #i think it’s just brain fog. like i can’t process what they are saying or think of what a correct response is

found the most beautiful yarn in the entire world however doesn’t ship to the us. considering dming my british cousins to see if they will ship it to me 😭😭

#hello second cousin i have spoken to twice. would u like to give me ur address so i can send yarn to you and then you can send it to me #thank u. sincerely your weird american second cousin

AND I NEVER SAID ANYTHING BAD ABOUT RAVELRY!!!!!

#i love u crochet shawl #okay also. i am allowed to buy yarn IF! i finish one of my projects and go to the bank to deposit my tips #NOT BEFORE THEN

the-real-seebs

Someone linked me this beautiful poster, and I'm just really impressed.

My contribution:

cheaphalloweencostume

im so sick of unnecessary dinner scenes in movies 😡 every fucking movie they just want to titillate you with some food because they think you’re a dumb animal who just wants to see mashed potatoes bouncing. if its an IMPORTANT dinner scene where they explain lore then whatever i understand. but they shove useless meals into every movie these days and its disgusting

cheaphalloweencostume

really? you don’t say

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antiadvil

Happy migraine and headache awareness month. This may seem like a minor terminology nitpick, but it’s a serious misconception about migraine: nausea is an actual migraine symptom, not a thing that happens because of the headache. When people with migraine experience nausea during attacks, it’s not because the pain is so bad (the idea that migraine is always excruciatingly painful is also a myth), it’s because migraine causes a lot of symptoms that aren’t pain, including nausea.

This goes for other symptoms as well: although pain can definitely contribute to people’s experiences of these symptoms, fatigue and brain fog are actual migraine symptoms, not just pain symptoms.

This is also your friendly PSA that nausea is not a normal tension headache symptom, if you frequently get nauseous with your headaches, you almost certainly have migraine.

griffonatrix

this feels like some shit i would have photoshopped but it's real

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