this daddy likes to please his ladies.

Risking everything, I finally decided to let my mother's best friend know that I'd wanted to fuck her since I was a kid. Mustering my courage, I cornered her against a wall and told her I desired her and couldn't stand the ache in my cock any longer. That's how I opened Pandora's box, because she went from being a friend of my mother's to a nuclear-powered fucking machine.

Ever since her divorce a few months ago, Alice, my mother's best friend, has been coming to visit just to provoke me. Today she came dressed like this. This is the last day. I'm putting this on record.

How come I never see a woman like that on the street? I'm going to move to another city, to one where miracles like that happen.

I haven't even been on vacation a day and my uncle's wife already knows I'm going to fuck her at the first opportunity.

1973 model sex machine. Tested in a thousand battles. Satisfaction guaranteed.

I still can't believe I'm sleeping with my ex-mother-in-law. I think when I married her daughter it was just to be closer to her, since she still had a husband at the time. She's a fantastic woman.

Oh Great Genie of the lamp, I wish that you grant me the next thousand nights with this woman (or another similar one).

Mini Jello