every ad: hey, im a candid, friendly, conventionally attractive young adult. money is hard right now! have you heard of gambling?

dude it's just politics, it doesn't matter. all it does is shape every single aspect of the society you live in from the second you are born until forever

"cigarette" implies the existence of a much larger "cigar"

step 1: mitosis

No more feeling suicidal there are others that deserve to die more ❤️

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

Like two years ago I ran into a salamander biologist in the woods who complimented my ability to 'walk quietly in the forest while causing minimal disturbance to the leaf litter.' Still goes to my head.

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand