Working at a sex shop has ruined me because I was checking out a booth at a public market selling bone-shaped collar tags that said shit like βIβm lostβ and βpet meβ and βspoiledβ and it wasnβt until I saw βI pee when Iβm excitedβ and thought damn okay kind of hardcore that it even occurred to me that they could be for like. ACTUAL dog collars πππ

















