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Alarmed and disturbed by the sudden shift in tone, living room sources confirmed Thursday that local mother Jeanine Weaver’s remembrance of Sam Neill had taken a lewd turn. “He was a terrific actor, one of my favorites to watch—and mm, mm, what a man he was,” said the 62-year-old woman who got a faraway look in her eyes that suggested to sources that Weaver had forgotten they were even standing in the same room.

Some very self indulgent Deadpool drawings -

Hammerhead is my ongoing webcomic action-adventure/ comedy in the spirit of early Dragon Ball or Avatar: The Last Airbender, set in a prehistoric world filled with cavemen, dinosaurs, dangers, and a looming threat to the world and everything in it that makes it special.

Here's the elevator pitch:

"Hammerhead, the jolly, dim-witted neanderthal guardian of the Dar Tribe, is the strongest man in all of Archaia, a land that time forgot. But his limitless strength will be put to the ultimate test when The Nulls, alien space pirates determined to steal everything that makes his world wonder, invade in force! Can our heroes and his friends' sticks and stones stand a chance against the high-tech invaders from the stars?"

Here’s the cover art for issue 1 and all seven pages that have been released so far to get you into the world and characters to hopefully hook you in lol. It updates Wednesdays (both here and on its own website from now on) and I’d love it if you shared it around and followed along! Thank you very much.

Hammerhead is my ongoing webcomic action-adventure/ comedy in the spirit of early Dragon Ball or Avatar: The Last Airbender, set in a prehistoric world filled with cavemen, dinosaurs, dangers, and a looming threat to the world and everything in it that makes it special.

Here's the elevator pitch:

"Hammerhead, the jolly, dim-witted neanderthal guardian of the Dar Tribe, is the strongest man in all of Archaia, a land that time forgot. But his limitless strength will be put to the ultimate test when The Nulls, alien space pirates determined to steal everything that makes his world wonder, invade in force! Can our heroes and his friends' sticks and stones stand a chance against the high-tech invaders from the stars?"

Here’s the cover art for issue 1 and all seven pages that have been released so far to get you into the world and characters to hopefully hook you in lol. It updates Wednesdays (both here and on its own website from now on) and I’d love it if you shared it around and followed along! Thank you very much.

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THIS IS A PAINTING I MADE! A friend told me to say that on all these portraits and I’m sticking to it lol

I like to browse social media, but it's not really me who likes that. It's some baser, more lizardish part of my brain. It does not even know what it's looking at, or care -- it just knows it gets little dopamine snacks from it, and likes them.

I decided to do an experiment. I wanted to see what that part of my brain would do if I deprived it of what it usually likes. I blocked all social media in my desktop browser via an extension, uninstalled all my social media apps, and even blocked the websites on my phone just for good measure.

So, what would I do now?

It turns out I start going on wikipedia. I liked to look at the "on this day section," and use the random page button. It's kind of like social media because I never knew what I was going to see. It scratched that same itch.

But I wanted to go farther, so I blocked wikipedia too.

Turns out, after that, I start going on google maps streetview and exploring random towns in Chile or Mongolia. I see hotels and restaurants with 1 review. Who are you, reviewer. Why have you decided to give this pizza restaurant that just looks like a normal house this digital baptism.

But I wanted to go farther, so I blocked google maps too.

Then, I started going to my local library. The library had more information than I could ever read about practically anything I wanted to read about. I started reading about French history. The region we know today as France may look pretty innocuous, but you wouldn't believe some of the shit that went down.

But I wanted to go farther, so I stopped even going to the library. What would this part of me, that so desperately craved a constant intake of information, do now.

It was then that I descended into the sewers, and became the Rat Man.

I quickly became a legend in my town. Some teenagers saw me clamber out of one sewer grate and then into another across the street. They told their parents about it. Their parents didn't believe them. Truth be told, I almost didn't believe them either.

A woman eating oreos on a park bench once dropped one near a sewer drain at the local bike path, and yelped when she saw my arm reach out from the drain and swipe it. However, later on, she left another oreo there. She took pity on the Rat Man. I saw the Man that was left there, even though it was mostly Rat.