maizey

texting everyone in my friends list “see what happens when you disobey me?” when the eclipse starts

How goated it is to be anything at all

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

[taking you aside in the group masturbation vc] this place is a den of vipers... you are the only one I can trust

notice how everyones 30 now

can i come over and touch your things and belongings

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

maybe next year instead of amateur fireworks on every block for hours and hours we can try holding up a single beautiful flower

That is so incredibly gay. I hope all the flowers die at the same time

Ok this

sob emoji is up there with the period and the comma

fuuuuck i forgot to give a shit about stupid bullshit that doesnt matter 🤦‍♀️

as my final and only act of resistance i will start posting dnd podcast fanart

said this and immediately got recommended a bluesky type lgbt win post. wait for me my gf who still says summer child I am not far

its kind of fun to uninstall programs you arent using to free up space and see them all beg for their lives

I don’t take hints. Throw a rock at me