i would rather kill myself than make a post

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

Ezcuse me ladies everything you just said about wile e coyote being a cocksucking faggot and being passed around at college parties and sucking his husbands cock and cruising at home depot has been echoed and amplified out your open ground floor window to our leasing office where we are discussing not renew8ng your lease when its up and we all have heard everything you just said

I’m starting a gofundme to get a mojito

remember in critically acclaimed 2007 film Sunshine dir. Danny Boyle when they built a spaceship and bomb to go nuke the sun into working again and they called it the Icarus but then it got lost so they built another spaceship and bomb and called it the Icarus 2. that shit was funny,

im having a boner and it's yours

my favorite detail in true detective s1 is that neither of them wear seatbelts. i assume this is because rust has a death wish and marty feels emasculated by safety regulations