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can.......CAN WE ALL TALK ABOUT THAT? PLEASE?

Amazon series, episode 6

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You stand in a well lit room, across from you there is a long-faced man wearing a white coat

PERCEPTION [Legendary: Fail] - It looks like the sort of thing a pharmacist would wear, maybe you’re at a pharmacy? Or this rehab Kim is always gushing to you about?

LOGIC [Medium: Success] - No, there’s no way this is a pharmacy. There isn’t any medication or cabinets anywhere. In fact there’s very little furniture in the room

HALF LIFE [Godly: Success] - Somewhere, somehow, beyond the pale you feel thousands of eyes all fixated on you. They want something but you aren’t sure what. They seem judgemental

ELECTROCHEMISTRY [Easy: Success] - Forget about all that nonsense Harry baby! This man is CLEARLY a pharmacist and pharmacists all hold the keys to the candy-colored kingdom! Why don’t you ask him what sorts of prescription medications he could hook you up with? He looks like a man who likes to party…or could at least USE a party 

HORRIFIC NECKTIE -- “OOOH! ASK HIM IF HE HAS ANY HAND SANITIZER -- WE WAS ZOOTED OFF OUR BOLLOCKS LAST TIME HARRY MY BOY!”

LONG-FACED PHARMACIST: “Ah Harry Du Bois how unexpected that you would be my final opponent….and by completely unexpected I mean COMPLETELY EXPECTED!”

LONG-FACED PHARMACIST: “Ah but it is no matter, as you are the perfect final test subject for my ULTIMATE creation: The DOOFENSWEEPINATOR! With this device I’ll take over all polls and brackets in the TRI-STATE AREA!”

ENCYCLOPEDIA [Medium: Success] - Tri-state-area: a term that is indicative of but not necessarily in reference to a metropolitan area that spans the borders of three states, although it has also often been used to refer to large metropolitan area that cover up to 4 and sometimes only 2 actual states

ENCYCLOPEDIA [Easy: Fail] You have no idea what a state is however, so the term itself may as well be a nonsense word

COMMUNIST SPIRIT: The only state that matters to you Harry is the state of workers’ liberation! Which is abysmal as usual.

SHIVERS [Challenging: Success] - Whatever this man is talking about you’re fairly certain it isn’t Revochal

IT'S OFFICIAL TUMBLR! YOU VOTED FOR IT YOU GOT IT! DOCTOR HEINZ DOOFENSHMIRTZ IS OFFICIALLY THE LITTLEST MEOW MEOW

One of the biggest shocks from round one was just how tightly contested the Charlie Kelly vs. Will Graham and Anakin Skywalker vs. Princess Luna polls were. Plenty of other polls started neck and neck but eventually gave way to obvious leads, but not these two, close calls until the end. As such I thought it was only fitting that they serve as our first REDEMPTION BATTLE

A poor little meow meow, by definition, must have three traits: soppingly wetly pathetic, squishy scrungly cute (or a similar attribute), and morally ambiguous. YOU will be voting for characters to win the title of

Poorest Wettest Saddest Littlest Meow Meow!

Character nominations were limited to one character per fandom and were crowdsourced.* Match-ups were made on a seeded basis according to character popularity, in the hopes of preventing a popularity contest from happening. Remember, it doesn't matter if they're your blorbo, we're trying to find the SADDEST and MOST ATROCIOUS little meow meow. Please evaluate how well they fill the attributes of a PLMM when you vote!

*If your poorest little meow meow didn't make the cut, sorry! Maybe we'll hold another round.

Polls will be held daily at noon EST. Here's the bracket. It's not fancy; nothing about this will be fancy. (These polls are just as pathetic as the characters they represent.)

All posts will be tagged #tumblr's plmm contest

Check below for a list of all poll posts:

Well folks it's official Cecil is the ultimate Tumblr sexyman but in the past few years I'd argue we've seen a shift on this website. A shift from the sexy to the pathetic. As sexymen became fewer and further between we saw the rise of a new type of tumblr icon: The Little Meow Meow. But what IS a little meow meow? Are they defined by their evil past? Their tendency towards failure? How sympathetic we find them? I'd say we're overdue for an answer once and for all! And what better way than to vote on 32 of the most popular and iconic of Tumblr's Meow Meows?

Unlike with the sexyman polls, I intend to keep the bracketing format all the way and have taken the time to intricately divide and organize all of these characters into specific categories of increasing broadness. Is Harry Du Bois more divorced than Bill Dauterive? is Kuzco a bigger historical diva than Nandor? Is Saul Goodman a better lawyer than Phoenix Wright?

It's time for YOU to decide Tumblr!