I've been thinking...

The Russos are disgusting for doing that shit to her.

The face of a man who knows the answer but doesn’t want to say it

why do we live in a world where microtargeted ads can spontaneously direct me to products so on point with my tastes it’s embarrassing, but when I actively search for something as clear & simple as “cookware” the same retailer site just gives the fuck up and shows me peppa pig onesies

if we’re dating and you see me lying down on my bed, you’re 100% allowed to just lay down on top of me

thinking john mulaney is cute makes me feel like a nuclear housewife having a crush on the weatherman

You know that in the next Taika Thor movie the credits cut scene will be Thor playing Candy Crush on his iPhone while declining a call from Tony.

I hope Avengers sometimes go to Strange like “I need your help” and he’s like “What’s wrong? Skrulls? Hydra?” and they’re like “I’m congested and it hurts when I swallow.”

You think they ever approach Vision in a similar manner to complain about how the wi-fi router keeps kicking them off the network?

Well, NOW I do.

Alternately, I’m now picturing Wanda going to basically anyone else and trying to talk about some issues she and Vis are having, and universally, they all just go “Have you tried turning him off and turning him back on again?”

There are so many good comments on this post but this one deserves a special shout-out.

this entire thing is glorious

he financed the arts and public infrastructure