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NASA
Cosimo Galluzzi
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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Image Description: it's two drawings of Ahsoka Tano from Star Wars. I have drawn her old outfits but in a way that reflect the eastern and Egyptian side of her character (and Jedi lore) a bit more. The pattern on her clothing is inspired by 13th B.C. Egyptian dresses (because montrals). In one drawing Ahsoka is about 9 years old and the other she's 14. End of description.

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That’s the face you make when you’re the product of a democratic socialist utopian culture where the very concept of currency no longer exists and they’re still somehow not paying you enough to deal with this shite.
Scotty experiences a microagression and momentarily contemplates the potential political and diplomatic ramifications of murdering the only Vulcan on board a Starfleet flagship - 2256, colourised.
papyrus being a little shit is one of my favorite phonecall interactions
forget MuskBot behold Chocolate Robot Chef! 🦾
It’s that fucking chocolate guy again.
the fucking whisk made my jaw actually fuckin drop, what the hell man
The fucking chocolate guy outdid himself
He just made a child
That jump is the funniest shit
it took me a LONG time to work out that this is “life on a boat” and not like, “physics just said fuck you today”
So THAt’s what sailors mean by sea legs
something about reference frames
there’s a reason traditional sailing vessels had hammocks instead of bunk beds.
I feel like nobody talks about this but remember Jay’s “job interview” in the original Men in Black movie? Sure, they play it for comedy, he’s a smartass cop surrounded by all these elite military graduates. But he was also literally the only one in the room smart enough to bring the table over so he had something to write on. And he offers it to the other guys too!
And in the shooting test, on the surface it just seems like a goofy joke when he shoots the little girl cutout in the head, but look at the way he responded to the situation.
The test starts immediately without any warning, we can see that everyone is caught off guard. The other candidates immediately open fire on what they perceive to be threats, but Jay takes a second to assess the situation. He sees he isn’t in any immediate danger, and in a handful of seconds he’s able to scope out several minor details about the targets and hit one with a near-perfect headshot. Jay showed he was an innovative, quick thinker with situational awareness, attention to detail and high-level marksmanship skills, and they never say it outright but I think that’s probably why Zed picked him. (Zed never actually says anything negative about Jay’s performance, just that he has a problem with authority.)
This is highly underrated writing but, then again, this is also the movie where Tommy Lee Jones says “A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it. Fifteen hundred years ago, everybody knew Earth was the centre of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat and 15 minutes ago, you knew humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you’ll know tomorrow.”

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His energy is unmatched
I had no idea Snubby J was still active! His whole thing is he makes instruments - “pipe” organs - out of PVC pipes cut to length. Here’s the video that went viral back in 2010/11:
Please, don’t put me down for mummification ⚱️
Enjoy your pumpkin spice people ✨
LAPD detonated 5000 lbs of fireworks in the middle of a residential area, injuring at least 17 people and causing $900 million in various damages in a low-income, majority-POC neighborhood.
They then continue to pursue caging the person whose fireworks they stole while news media misreports to cover for police incompetency and destruction.
post on the damages
post on the explosion
in depth article
The kid will cherish this for their whole life. If they remember it.

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Cartoon Musical Acts For The Spooky Times
The Hex Girls
Sadie Killer & The Suspects
Spooky Scary Skeletons
Ember McLain
Zombie Band
The Groovie Goolies
Marceline The Vampire Queen
The Tavern Band (feat. The Highway Man)
Fun times with the rogues gallery