Radio Transylvania

Is it really Halloween if you haven't watched this classic yet? Lyrics below the cut 🎃

“There is something at work in my soul, which I do not understand.”

my vampire gf cant visit my crypt cuz they fucking buried me in a church cemetery fuck my entire unlife i wish i killed myself when i was alive

👻 creeps-and-crypts Follow

Hey. No. I killed myself when I was alive and it was the worst thing that ever happened to me. You do not get to joke about that shit just because youre dead. Suicide jokes are never funny.

☠ goulie-girl Follow

its not a joke im serious. if i had just offed myself when i had the chance my grave wouldnt be holy ground and my girlfriend wouldnt literally burn when she enters my crypt.

🧛‍♂️ spike-through-the-heart Follow

oh if its holy ground thats the issue you just gotta figure out a way to desecrate it

☠ goulie-girl Follow

okay like how

🦇 unsound-familiar Follow

ill kill myself over ur grave if u want

☠ goulie-girl Follow

thanks but im not looking for a roomie

🧹 doubledoubletoilettrouble Follow

desecration potion

🧪 hexes-and-exes Follow

potion of desecration

🐸 wartsandall Follow

loOking for a poTion that deSecraTes? haVe I got the PotiOn for You 💋😋😜

☠ goulie-girl Follow

great the hexbots found my post

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babe just come over to my castle

☠ goulie-girl Follow

Haaaaappy Little Shop Day! Listen to some of the best Ashman/Menken songs today but do NOT feed any strange plants!

Levi Stubb’s performance in the movie is an absolute treasure and I will never get over how much I love this song:

I spent MONTHS after watching Moxie searching for a full version of the Suddenly Seymour cover they commissioned for the film and then one day it was finally released and now I can die happy. It’s such a fun cover I highly recommend it:

Watch out for unexpected solar eclipses, folks!