Typical Fat Tiger

Real quick does anyone want to peer into my soul and bear witness to the essence of what makes me who I am and choose to love me not in spite of but because of what they see? Real quick

i want to be the dog at the foot of your bed

well there's not one

It’s important to learn to avoid people who are solely focused on destroying lives, when you find somebody who has interests outside of destroying lives you can do fun stuff like go swimming and visit a cheese cave. people who aren’t into destroying lives sometimes cultivate idiosyncratic personal interests and preferences for things like the different frequencies of bells ringing, because they haven’t been preoccupied with destruction

imagine this 💭: open your eyes 🫵 CLOSE 'EM 🙂‍↕️ now open your MENTAL EYE 👁️ right? you are in a BUS DEPOT 🚏🚌 in the DEPTHS of boston chinatown 🏮🌆 you get the opportunity to take a $10-15 💸 bus that will take you to new york 🗽 in UNDER four hours ⏱️ sometimes THREE 🏃💨 it's like the concorde of buses ✈️ this thing's going a hundred miles— BIG bus, too🫸↔️🫷not a small bus 🤏 BIG ol' bus 🙌💪 HUNDRED miles an hour 💯 on the speedway 🛣️ sometimes? catching fire 🔥🧯 don't sit in the back 👈 don't sit in the front 👉 you will hit things 🧳⚠️ and things will hit you 🤕🔨 the bus? might explode 💥💥💥 THAT'S NOT YOUR BUSINESS ✋ your business is GETTING TO NEW YORK 🫡 and then you do :)

I do think the post that's like "when they torture you to insanity and then torture you for being insane 😂🤣" is one of the most succinct and foundational analyses of interpersonal violence and conflict that had ever been written

Reblog to press on prev's posting gland

does anyone like me and want to understand me

*coughs blood* youre all just jealous of my wound. yuore trying to make me get rid of it because you wish you had a wound this cool

Ooooh fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice YEOWCH that’s gonna leave a mark