all your answers have been prayered

the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also

pig giant bones turn slate and french after a few years

that makes sense

imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

I Have Softness For You

i have milk for you

Stop.

Cut the baby monkey in half

i go to the kitchen at 3 am to drink a gallon of water and the ghost in my house pulls this out and pulverizes both my shins in one fell swoop

SpongeBob x Squidward suki kirai saturday

this is really really upsetting

bro shut up i’m trying to recall the details of my prophetic dream

I got this joke instantly, whore.

Reblog and share if you understood the joke and OP is a whore of babylon

A mini babybel is a semi-hard cheese encased in a colored wax with an outer cellophane wrapper, placed in a netted bag. To reach the cheese you must unravel three layers; the netted bag, cellophane wrap, and colored wax. Tell me, Will…what shall I find when I peel back your layers? Will I find something satiating? A rewarding and delicious journey, inevitably leading to your demise, but my fulfillment?? Or am I to uncover your true self and set you free, unimpeded from that which binds you?

What? You can’t quit the cock sucking championships now, you’re our best player!

us when john green left tumblr