nah

loki’s “evil plan” in the first thor movie is literally like one of those expanding glowing brain memes it’s so fucking roundabout and funny 

taking off my bra, puting on a big t-shirt, and crawling into bed at the end of the day is very sexy of me if I do say so myself 

me but at 2 in the afternoon after like running one errand

ok same

Is this that dan and phil show

ghostbusters?

taking over! i’m

virgin!

Posts like this make me realize that I never read anyone’s fucking url

i made the mistake of reading yours

you dont just play the sims. you go on a sims binge for three days straight then put the game down for 5 months

gays, lend me your strength

I shall give you my soul, and you will be the most powerful gay to ever gay.

I give you my heart, so you can have the power of all the lesbians and be even more gay than before

I give you my essence, so that why you possess the power of gay as well as having not just one, but many aces of power up your sleeve.

i give you my tiddies because i dont fuckign want them

You have our combined strengths and powers. Ascend as a God for there can no longer be forces against us. We are billions as one.

video of the year 

keep the rave alive da

Always reblog

people with the word “thor” in their url?? i trust them wholeheartedly

Whats your credit card number

if i was a skeleton i would just say “that really rattles my bones” in response to literally everything

Oh man if I were a baby boomer I’d make a political cartoon of a kid pickin up a peach and going “Look, Ma! Someone 3D printed the butt emoji!” and all my fellow 60-year-old friends would lose their mind and high five me all over the place. I’d be like royalty.