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im not interested in male wives i need a man who pays the bills so i can continue being a full time girl blogger

I think coke zero and hot men could get me out of a coma. like just pour that shit on my head and have a single dad give me a lapdance in the hospital bed and I’m coming right back

tame the impala. cage the elephant. we are abusing these animals and it's going too far. #veganthoughts

for what its worth the goats are doing just fine in their native mountain habitat

always seeing posts on here about pathetic men but what about pathetic women. where's the love for us underachieving cunts. lethargic women. slug women. I do fuckall every day and expect rewards. i am your poor little meow meow. #feminism

If homosexuality occurs naturally in almost all animals, you’ve probably seen a lesbian pigeon at some point.