✨Glampire✨

wanna hang out [remembers it's rude to put expectations on people] it's cool if not [remembers people like to know they're wanted] but I'd really like it if you did [remembers selfishness is bad] we can do whatever you want though [remembers that handing someone a blank canvas isn't as effective as providing a suggestion to bounce ideas off of] like sucking each others fingers for example

i'm sorry i never did your tag game. i love you

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

i just think that the only way to be hot is to be a little ugly . 

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

it’s monday i’m in the labyrinth

it’s tuesday i’m in the evil lab

it’s wednesday i’m in the time loop

it’s thursday i’m in the medieval torture apparatus

🌸it’s friday i’m in love🌸

i died a long time ago and i continue to live inside this rotting corpse

wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert

it's because you're always interviewing that damn vampire

bringing a sort of "slavery is still alive and well in US prisons" vibe to the office Juneteenth post that my higher ups don't really like

From what I understand slavery was never actually abolished in the us. It is still legal and all.

the amendment that "ended" slavery specifically left permission for slave labor as punishment for convinced criminals and our inmates have been legally exploited ever since, yes