✨Glampire✨

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

gonna start making snopes-style responses to urban legends about tumblr

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

wanna hang out [remembers it's rude to put expectations on people] it's cool if not [remembers people like to know they're wanted] but I'd really like it if you did [remembers selfishness is bad] we can do whatever you want though [remembers that handing someone a blank canvas isn't as effective as providing a suggestion to bounce ideas off of] like sucking each others fingers for example

i'm sorry i never did your tag game. i love you

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

i just think that the only way to be hot is to be a little ugly . 

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

it’s monday i’m in the labyrinth

it’s tuesday i’m in the evil lab

it’s wednesday i’m in the time loop

it’s thursday i’m in the medieval torture apparatus

🌸it’s friday i’m in love🌸

i died a long time ago and i continue to live inside this rotting corpse