Learn how to swim, bitch

reblog to feed her notes

How is she doing this

its 10 AM on a weekday .

Isn't there an industrial boiler you're supposed to be maintaining

masquerade (noun) - a lemonade made out of masks

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

im sorry but when you grow up and interact with people irl youre gonna have friends where you dont fw their tastes. sometimes youre gonna meet someone chill whos also a hazbin hotel fan or have a really nice coworker that likes taylor swift and youre gonna need to mind your business and shut the fuck up or youre gonna be real lonely

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

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