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don’t kill yourself because the internet is going to be really funny when Elon gets assassinated

The sexual tension between me and destroying everything in anger....

Found this really scary new horror game yall should check out. It's called indeed.com and it has a sequel called linkedin

Found this really scary new horror game yall should check out. It's called indeed.com and it has a sequel called linkedin

This is a really poignant illustration of the seductive nature of glorifying war but that is a LOOK and she is SERVING it

I've seen Death depicted as a card dealer or other sort of gambler, a guy in a suit, a farmer, a robed apparition, and any other number of things, but this? This has to be the best Death I've seen yet. An old seductress saying "hey kid, don't you wanna die in a trench for a government that doesn't give a fuck about you, just like your dear old dad?" This goes hard as fuck.

"I used to know your daddy." kicks like a mule.

wait, isnt NSFW the letters on the compass

So close.

north south FUCK west

character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead

i hate the notes on this so much so many people are saying shit like "and then the hero shoots the villain while they're looking around!! XD" THAT'S WHAT THE POST ALREADY SAID. THAT'S THE ENTIRE JOKE.

vampire drinking cold bagged blood alone in their pitch-black apartment and crying

debbie downer and negative nancy should lez out