bright

and don’t you fucking forget it

"what do I do if I have theories" will always be the fucking funniest reddit post

Everybody give it up for columnar jointing

if everyone on the planet farts in the same direction we can knock earth off orbit and go meet alien chicks

I know I cannot wrap my arms around a memory but I still like to try

@bimajima @computerbeep

Throwback to 2016 when I told my sister “they’re making another planet earth” and she just like. raised an eyebrow and said in this absolutely deadpan condescending tone “and where are they getting the dirt for it?” and I had to specify I meant planet earth the nature documentary not the celestial body

wore my horns to the hozier concert and i was literally the only guy in the whole arena rocking the satyr look. disappointing.

are you fucking kidding me

Keep moving J002E3, this is Earth’s turf.

We really do owe the Moon a lot. I mean, she's HUGE compared to the sorts of moons a planet like ours usually gets. A planet our size can usually expect a couple of decent asteroid captures, but nothing like her. And because she's so big, 1/4 of our mass, her gravity deflects so much space crap from coming near us. She's like a big, burly knight with a big shield. I like her.

The moon is a butch knight.

Each one comes with a free tetanus shot.