- CHOSEN.

i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,

why don't you agitate the contents of a barrel full of cream for a while then reach your hand inside and maybe you'll feel butter

Scar really had to come out with one of the most romantic ways to describe a person's eyes didn't he. Just accidentally too. And it's even funnier that Grian clearly is intending the Creep factor, Scar is just unfortunately into it. Like. Scar. Buddy.

If you feel like you look weird or ugly it's really vitally important that you look at yourself really really closely in the mirror and mess with your skin until it gets discolored or damaged and yeah