- CHOSEN.

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

james ortiz is the only person who will see the light of heaven

every day I give thanks for the fact that the performer getting interview and podcast spots to talk about rocky hailmary is a latino gay person who a) has heard of gender and b) knows how to analyze a fucking script. imagine what kind of world we could be living in if they'd recast rocky's voice with an average hollywood A-lister and we were hearing their takes instead. we could be in actual biblical hell right now.

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

reblog to boop prev with your paw

can we get absolute chuds in lifesteal world like people who are actually bad at the game ouh i need to see. i need to see everyone being scared of lifesteal again

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

i love the use of "im back in the fucking building again" referring to special interest relapse

new pronouns: its/isnt

im going to amazing digital lose it

why are the best songs always about sex or something. I fucking hate sex