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#if my therapist had one of these bad boys in his office he could unlock a spectrum of mental disorders only perceptible to shrimp

*removes headphones to make sure random ass noise was part of the song and not psychosis*

bring back 22 episode seasons on shows but only for derry girls

acorns and mushrooms i think are the most important life forms on this bitch of an earth be cause they got little hats send tweet

i see an acorn & im like thats baby. i see a mush room & im like Thats god

U ever read something that makes complete sense despite it sounding like utter nonsense

it’s out of touch thursday

Okayyyy FootWork!

i rlly need a new vocabulary i cant keep saying iconic and king over and over again

if u see me in the tags saying shit like “wow. renowned.” or “his majesty is out here..” mind your business im figuring it out

Transcendent, My Liege

Banned from the bowling alley for using my special move where I dribble the ball before shooting down the pins