Mads of the Moon

fuck no im not following your alter she posts bad

guy whos email is mario19 cuz he is 19 years old and when hes 20 he deletes the old mail and resigns up to every service with mario20 and when he gets to mario25 and its in use already he solidifies into a stone statue and stays in stasis for a year

Every girl deserves to have a nice slow transition period into waking up with some tender early morning snuggles while she gets to work nursing on her mom’s breasts. A hand free to knead the other one not currently in her mouth and sweet words of encouragement whispered in her ear in between each kiss planted on her face

cousins and coworkers are addicted to getting pregnant

hfghghhgg mom that forces you to nurse because it's "theraputic" for you and she's trying to turn you small and needy and innocent

under laboratory conditions we've actually proven that it's possible for a tumblr user to tag funnier as a system on a post not already about plurality, but i don't think we'll see an occurrence in the real world for years, if ever.