Baxter, Certified Genius

OH BOY...

My hottest take is that he loves Slappy deep down. He always has. He's been nuts about her since the thirties.

Sure, if anybody brought it up or even implied it, he would scream and cry and deny it like the drama queen he is. He wears that Bitterest Enemy title with pride but that doesn't change the fact that he's her longest-running costar and he wouldn't have made it without her. Again, if he really hated Slappy, if he genuinely couldn't stand her and wanted to take her down for good, I don't think he'd host a whole tribute show for her or keep coming back to her.

Maybe I'm reading too much into it but I feel like there's a weird yet fierce loyalty underneath all that shtick. In all the years he's known her, he's never turned down a chance to work with her or hang out with her behind the scenes, no matter how much dynamite and slapstick he's been subjected to. He miiight even be into it.

Just a bit.

Okay, maybe more than a bit.

I MEAN...

In the series? No.

In my head? Yes. So many times. 👍

Also, she did mention her nemeses were now all in the same nursing home, but she sends them some flowers... with some dynamite every so often for fun. Beanie isn't much of a talker these days, but that one got a good laugh out of everyone. There was also a message from Skippy's VA in video (all grown up now) that he's now a director and producer for squirrel based media (after enough therapy from Scratchansniff to have a normal childhood XD), with plenty of parody films starring our favorite cranky creature. Can't remember them all, I'll probably do a post on what I remember later, but No Country for Old Squirrels was one.... Multiple Speed parodies with the sequels being ripoffs of other movies like Screeeeeh 3: 2 Fast 2 Furious. The whole panel had me cracking up and feeling good the whole time.

I MEAN...

In the series? No.

In my head? Yes. So many times. 👍

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