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there are teenagers whose parents met on tinder

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

facebook.com is legally old enough to drink in the u.s.

juststories-mdni

Please stop...

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

myspace's former user base is mostly middle aged now!

cleptrophese

why are you doing this to us

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

netflix is old enough to rent a car!

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Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).

When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".

When the boat is still being built, your say "it".

When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".

When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".

When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.

If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").

If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")

If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").

If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.

If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.

I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.

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theramblingvoid

Hit "view post" and lost it

superchat

the transaction is complete.

@argumate

you verb noun?

You verb noun? You verb noun like the comparison? Oh!! Punishment for title! Punishment for amount of time!!!!

thisishowyoumakemovies

You deconstruct meme? You deconstruct meme into its base parts? Oh!! Explanation for readers! Explanation for one thousand reblogs!!!!

76ello

Miette, the gift that keeps on giving.

theoriginalfool

oh miette

fantasylover4538

I need more Miette

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burins

complaining works never 👏 stop 👏 whining 👏

mckitterick

rip-quizilla

st-rozanov

a reminder 🤓

frenchnbookish

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shit man tomorrow is christmas eve i swear yesterday was June 2010

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As is tradition in tumblr culture the locals unearth the corpse of a long deceased figure and drag it across the streets merrily, laughing at what is preserved of the person’s words. This custom, seen as morbid in other cultures, is instead done gleefully and with an unmatched enthusiasm

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not my circus however the monkeys appear to be holding me hostage

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not my circus but i bought a ticket and now the monkeys are holding the audience members at gunpoint???

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

girl help the monkeys are shooting an hostage every hour their demands go unmet

taldigi

Hello???? Suggestions????

biglawbear

Reblog if you're overworked and underfucked

thyrell

everyone on this website except me needs to shut up

crimegoku

*sticks to you*

thyrell

everyone on this website except me and this swag ass lizard needs to shut up

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thecheatinghomunculus

from today's entry:

transmascmarypoppins

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

cecilsrandomeverything

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

spacefinch

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

chatblancofficial

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

huewrite

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

gossamermouse

this is not a place of honor

pseudoply

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

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pangur-and-grim

Belphie HAS learned to be a good boy, but sometimes he needs a reminder

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oh come on.

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