Now I'm procrastinating on a Jack Parsons musical!

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

im so fucking stupid

wait did something happen to Jesus

Harder to crucify a being with eight legs

I have multiple online friendships that have lasted more than twenty years.

Remember, folks.. Buddhists, Hindus and Jews can never be called religious extremists. Only Muslims are allowed that designation. And Christians too but only when they upset the yuppies!

This is what PURE JOY looks like.

ah, to be a deaf ferret surprised with an avalanche of toys…