Marvelous, Magnificent Mad Madam Magz

ok so I looked it up, and it turns out they made a track out of PVC pipes, down a hill. The owner didn't realise PVC expanded in the heat, so on a turn the track just fell apart and the dude inside went over a fucking free way and into a swamp.

The funniest part is that the inspector was watching the whole time, and once the ball stopped he left without saying anything. Park management just shut it down then and there.

I genuinely believe that the new SW trilogy wouldn’t have flopped out into irrelevance like it did if they hadn’t dumped Finn on the side of the freeway like a new pet rabbit the week after easter

Anyway in my heart Finn became a Jedi alongside Rey and inspired a Stormtrooper insurrection and Kyle Ron went back to his mom like he should have day fucking one and that angry redhead dude blew up with the star destroyer and Poe got to make it happen and at the end Rey doesn’t give a shit who her bitch ass non-palpatine parents might have been because she gets her new family like she needed and palpatine stays dead at the bottom of his musty hole like he should have and Finn and Poe give each other approximately 130% the amount of lingering meaningful looks and then one of their run-together-to-reunite moments results in a heat-of-the-moment make out like it should have and Luke and Leia meet in person a minimum of once so she can sibling slap him at least once for being a useless dramatic old hermit for a billion years and tell him to get the Chanel boots back on and stop being a sad hobo and then for no reason at all there is an ewok style moon of Endor forest party at the end like God intended

I need a turbo-Nerd to tell me why they dumped Finn like hot garbage.

"Racism"

I'm very tired and briefly considered the possibility that British people enjoy a weird delicacy called "mozzarella lemonade"

get a load of this guy who's never had mozzarella lemonade

In my twisted mind mozzarella lemonade looks like boba tea but with mini mozzarella balls instead of tapioca pearls. Btw.

if youre not a transfeminist get the fuck off my page

Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about

i know fandom history that even I don’t care about

WHY IS IT FUCKING CLINT. NOBODY ASKED FOR THIS. NOBODY IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD WANTED TO MARRY CLINT

so deeply devastated by the shooting at bondi beach. my heart goes out to the victims and their families, and the wider jewish community, who should’ve been able to celebrate hanukkah in peace. terror, hatred, and antisemitism have no place among us.

“all zelda games are bad” clearly you’ve never played horsequest

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