that was my nickname in college

Im pregnant and its pizza rolls

when a cheap device or appliance finally stops working after dutifully serving you for WAY longer than expected, it feels like you should send it off with a viking's funeral instead of just throwing it in the trash. it loyally dedicated itself for so long... and yet..

if you ever catch yourself making sweeping negative generalizations of trans people it might be time to evaluate if you are engaging in transphobic behavior because it sounds like you probably are. this can happen even if you are trans

*takes a long drag on my candy cigarette before it dissolves to gritty sludge in my mouth* daddy's hungry for a cheap incremental steam game they can finish in one sitting...

I use lol and lmao as punctuation and I do not see this changing in the foreseeable future