little kingdoms in your chest

in World War 1 around 8 million horses died but in World War 2 it was under a million which can only mean horses started to evolve bullet resistance

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

The most horrifying thing about being a human is that no matter how intelligent you are or how much customer service training you have, nothing will stop you from being the idiot customer on occasion. At some point you won't read a sign or you'll misread a menu or ask the dumbest question a human has ever formed and there is nothing you can do to prevent this. It will happen. Accept it and continue on your way as one of today's dipshit customers.

Give me this dynamic, please.

i feel like i deserve more credit for getting up in the morning

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