congratulations

boulder

Strong motherfucker and Powerful

i found a video of my funeral

Inflation is honestly the strangest shit. Like someone rn is thinking of getting blown up like a balloon and they’ve got a boner.

i thought this was about economics at first and that second sentence hit me like a freight train

beware the ides of march, thot

wuss poppin, 🅱RUTUS

who fucking litters. why do i ever see litter. who thinks that’s okay. who. who NEEDS to throw their fast food bag out the fucking window instead of waiting until they get somewhere with a trashcan. what kinda clown behavior. get fucked.

whole foods employee catches me stealing valuable artichoke water and tries to apprehend me but i quickly jump through one of his gauges and escape

every time I see this my grip on sanity gets just that little bit slimmer

i sleepily rubbed my eyes for a second and the dancing man was gone and right when i went to scroll down he ran back into frame. i’m gonna die