Alexandrina ~

pls let this be the start of a trend

retweet this and your dream job will come into your life

dont wanna sound like a slut but I really need a hug right now

Appreciate your girl’s lingerie before taking it off.

thanks I hate it

You Got a Friend In Horse 

YOU DO NOT HAVE A FRIEND IN HORSE

Got called lazy, I almost replied.

#one time a five year old asked me what the world was made of and i said ‘rocks and dirt and water and stuff’#and he said ‘no silly it’s made of atoms!! they’re so small we can’t even see them’#i’m never talking down to children again i’ve never been so thoroughly wrecked in my entire life

The Simpsons better watch out, there’s a new psychic in town

Bold of you to assume geologists aren’t the reason they had to make this statement.

Oh

Im not gonna lie, we straight up had a 20min conversation in my igneous and metamorphic petrology class about roasting marshmellows over lava/volcanos.

Reblogging for the last part