So we know that there are parallels between Kili/Tauriel and Bilbo/Thorin’s relationship, right- like Bilbo and Thorin’s cut scene with the fireflies (why didn’t they add that ;-;) and Kili and Tauriel’s when she’s talking about the starlight and stuff.

So we also know that there was a love triangle between Tauriel, Kili and Legolas- what if there was one between Thorin, Bilbo and Bofur? Like hear me out please-

With people’s analysis on certain parts of the film coming onto my fyp, I saw this one where the person had a gif where Bilbo and Thorin hug, and I saw the Bofur didn’t look particularly happy? Like he was almost annoyed- or jealous? 👀

Like can you see that eye role? That annoyed expression? Like I could be reading into it too much but like yeah- be free to share your thoughts or whatnot- I’m simply bored and my mind wandered to this.

Not eating out of a marble with gold inlace bowl?

Top 5 longest fics posted on AO3 this month

1. Letters by @selly06 [E, 132k]

►When Harry Potter turned eleven he received a letter that changed his life forever. When Harry Potter, now a dashingly handsome bachelor, Head of the Auror Department and loving godfather, is thirty-five history repeats itself.

2. A Fresh Start by @orpheous87 [T, 75k]

►Returning to Hogwarts for their seventh year - since no-one really got much done the first time - Harry is surprised to see that there are barely any Slytherins returning. Except for Draco Malfoy, who is being shunned by everyone and is having a hard time coping.

3. Feelings We Can’t Let Go by marauders_wand & Sleepygallavich [T, 66k]

►Harry needs to pass his NEWTs with a decent grade in Potions. The Ministry sends Harry to France so he can study for his exam with none other than Draco Malfoy, who has been blocked from Wizarding Society for almost a year now. It was supposed to be just a few months of tutoring, but it was so much more than that.

4. Persistent Happiness by Xiao_Hua [E, 56k]

►There is a lot on Harry’s mind after the War however going back to Hogwarts might not provide him what he’s been longing for but sometimes one just has to trust that the Sorting Hat knows better.

5. A Brush and A Comb and A Mirror and Blade by @jet-playin [E, 55k]

►Someone is robbing both wizarding and muggle shops. It’s up to Harry, Ron and, of all people, Draco to solve the case.

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Itadori: Do you want a list?

I think we all know the amount of flak queers ships receive with comments such as “they’re just friends” that aren’t used against het ships. All the m/f relationships (besides mechamiwa) are canonically platonic and will stay platonic, as confirmed by the author. Yet people seem to dismiss this in favor of their het ships and claim that they’re canon.

People are quick to pair Yuuji and Nobara (which we all know is simply because Nobara is a girl and Yuuji is a boy) and no one blinks an eye but If I were to head down to the YouTube comment sections and say I ship Megumi and Yuuji, I would get slammed with responses telling me “their just friends, stop making everything gay” even though yuuji and nobara are just as platonic, probably even more so than Yuuji and Megumi.

You know it’s funny seeing dudebros commonly make jokes on how “Yaoi fangirls” ship male characters who even hate it each other and then try to tell me Gojohime (Gojo x Utahime) is canon. Utahime, a woman who canonically dislikes Gojo, a man who canonically causes her stress will always be interpreted as a “Tsundere” even though that’s not what her character represents. Nanago (Gojo x Nanami) which is basically the same ship dynamic as gojohime isn’t treated as fairly. In a jujutsu Stroll episode, Gojo asks Nanami out on a date, but if you ship them, you’re just a crazy fangirl but if we were to replace Nanami with Utahime during that scene, we all know Gojohime would considered “basically canon” unlike Nanago

Satosugu (Gojo and Getou), the most heavily romantic coded paring in the entire series yet people still can’t fathom why others ship it.

Yeah just ignore the romantic language, the romantic break up theme songs, literally their entire relationship and I could see where you’re coming from.

And don’t get me started on the Yutamaki and Nobamaki debate. On any Nobamaki post you’ll see floods of comments claiming that “Maki has a crush on Yuta” because she blushed in that one scene, completely ignoring the fact that in Gege’s old art style, blushing is common and is mostly used to enhance a character’s emotion. Using the “Maki blushed argument”, that must mean Yuta must have a crush on Inumaki because he blushed while looking at him right?

Not only that but Nobara and Maki mutually blush in a scene where Gege uses their new style where blushing is used more sparingly but that doesn’t seem to count. Instead, many straight people will riot against Nobamaki with claims such as “They’re a sibling relationship!” or “Nobara just compliments Maki a lot because she views her as her role model” as if their specific interpretation is the objectively correct one.

I don’t care if you ship an m/f ship, but stop putting down queer ships and giving het ships special treatment.

Sorry for the rant-y post, the terrible comments under a Nobamaki tiktok post just tipped me over the edge.