Meh

update on this post; my prof laughed so hard she cried and she’s going to show it to all of her teacher friends omg

I hope no one lowkey hates me. Highkey hate me. Hate me with every fiber of your being. Go big or go home

Which is better: a Dog WITH a Backpack or a Dog IN a Backpack

Clearly a big dog with a backpack containing a smaller dog

True

Port-a-puppy

no

good morning to everyone except the person who made this

someone: speaks louder than normal with a slightly aggressive tone me: here come the tears

We both wear the pants in this relationship. One leg each, we waddle around in unison. It’s beautiful, in a way.

The only thing fire drills actually teach people is how to sarcastically leave a building as a group.

This is the most useful thing I’ve ever reblogged.

i used to think when people said my cousin twice removed that their cousin must’ve did some fucked up shit to get kicked out of the family twice

Enter The Boartex And Find Power Indescripable 

Enter The Boartex And Find Power Indescripable 

I’m not gay but I think Dwayne Johnson could give a mean shoulder massage.

I’m not straight but I also think Dwayne Johnson could give a mean shoulder massage.

Reblog if you want Dwayne’s Gentle Meaty Hands to knead the lactic acid out of your flesh.

This is so good. -Emily

I find that hard to reconcile with how 18th century dresses had boobs practically hanging out of them. Maybe the chest wasn’t as sexualized as the ankles were back then…

I have never considered that “leg bone connected to the ankle bone” song as a sexy tune before but

Was he just born ripped as fuck or something?

Dwayne Johnson comes from a even bigger rock

The Boulder Johnson