they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

guys i’m so sorry to say this but exercising and indulging in hobbies rather than scrolling on your phone for 200 hours actually does improve your mood and overall mental health, this has deeply upset me more than anyone

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

Sometimes you just wanna know what your friends dicks look like; just to like… know, ya know?

i know micro SDs are like a technological marvel but sometimes i'm like...... okay but i should not be able to swallow 128GBs of data. i simply should not have the ability to do that