Wait hold up this is awesome. So not because I'm ugly?

also websites that  automatically replace your typed out <3 and :D with emojis upon sending them are a Danger To Everything That’s Good In The World

bring back nose smilies :-)

There is no emoji that captures what I mean by :P (I do NOT mean “hur hur goofy-ass face!”) and the one for :^/ is not great. And lest we forget, 🤷🏻‍♀️ is absolutely inadequate compared to ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I am too old to stop using XD

Whatever the name of this team is, I am on it

this is   awesome

._. is pretty good too and 😐 just ISN’T THE SAME

XD, ^-^, :3, <3, and =P until death

¬_¬ is the most eloquent keystroke combo

U_U is my fav, and also O_O

the SHEER MISCHIEF of OvO

me af

Kaomoji (≧ᗜ≦)

>:3 Rawr

:D

First time I was online and tried to talk to someone they immediately A/S/L’d me and sent me this @-,-’-,- and I freaked out and unplugged the whole machine.

for me, its the little smile sink dog has. she comes off as genuinely happy in a really subdued, realistic way

Oliver Tree just died in a helicopter crash in Brazil. What the fuck.

you really do turn thirty and everything is different and sometimes better. if you're in line for thirty stay in line bro

Thank you divorce for all you've done for music

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

yknow its interesting how something can impact one demographic in a completely different way than everyone else. in the exorcist when the demon starts speaking in greek, to most people its creepy. but if youre greek and you suddenly start hearing the demon speak perfect fucking greek its genuinely the biggest scare of the movie. you just do not expect to ever hear your language in american movies so it catches you so badly off guard, it feels like the movie is talking directly to you

the first time my dad saw it, it was with his american friends. and when she started speaking greek he turned to one of them and was like "re malaka did you hear that in english?"

(forgetting the word erogenous) hey girl, are your horns an erogenous zone? (I remembered it at the end lol)