The absolute contempt for these locks is palpable.

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

me???? tired???? sleepy??? yes constantly

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead

im nonbinary in a way that doesnt really matter