"you don't like mpreg?" i don't even like fpreg

there should be a pill you can take one time that will shrivel up your uterus and abort it through one last horrible period

devotion comes so naturally to me

do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

is anybody out there

im going to explode in the kiln

you deserve a life you aren’t constantly recovering from

Bestie I can feel rejected by things you wouldn’t even think of

they are putting me down tomorrow for being too earnest. but i really think it’s going to be okay : - )

actors STOP getting BOTOX it is your literal JOB to move that FOREHEAD

"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less