passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

me???? tired???? sleepy??? yes constantly

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead

im nonbinary in a way that doesnt really matter

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon