these are my rules, this is my house

do you freaks even like me

you have to be in a certain specific mood to listen to classic rock because sometimes a guy is playing his guitar and you're just like shut the fuck up man

Hmm. Hmm. I’ve had some really out there stuff added to my posts but this is somehow the worst addition I’ve ever seen

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

don't be mean to yourself that's you

you live there

ultimately we all have to quit our jobs and walk into the sea

i coul dnever be the captain of a ship. everyday id be like third lieutenant ..... do a backflip lol

i think people are starting to forget what the LA in LARP means

*nodding sagely* Los Angeles Role Play

okay gang lets find that son of a bitch markiplier

cats know keyboard shortcuts even microsoft doesnt know about

jobs for people who cant do or handle anything

machine groaning gears churning steam whistle blows in blizzard HQ as the overwatch diversity machine explodes in a puff of black smoke and out on the conveyor belt rolls a third japanese character who happens to be a ninja

for anyone keeping score they added a 4th japanese character who happens to be a magical ninja. i'm not joking.

my devoted but dangerously unstable knight will be hearing about this

nursing handjob from a girl who lactates dr pepper