TheVoraciousBear

I am rotund.

I am rotund.

See ya. 😋

Not everybody lasts very long in there.

After two large dinners.

Artistic depiction of yours truly doing what he does best, courtesy of @ottosanchez

I would've considered making a Bluesky account back in the early days when it seemed like there was some microscopic chance of it eating away at Twitter, but these days nobody seems to use it so I can't be bothered. I'd make a Reddit or a Tiktok before I made a Bluesky.

I think the 100 or so people I ate on a flight.

But then my stomach growled because I hadn't had my fifth meal of the day yet, and he started having a panic attack. I felt REALLY bad for him then, and also a little awkward since I didn't know what to do, so I decided to just put him out of his misery. He stopped moving a few minutes ago.

Then your prison starts to shake a bit as you hear my booming voice, laughing alongside a friend in the outside world, having long since forgotten about you.

Check out this compilation of my burps throughout the ages. Can't remember any of the faces that became them.

Lost a friend today, looks like I have a vacancy.