these hos aint loyal

saying “can u not” to inanimate objects that are just following the laws of physics but in, like, inconvenient ways

NOT TO BRAG OR ANYTHING BUT JOHN FUCKING DARNIELLE MR. THE MOUNTAIN GOATS HIMSELF JUST SHARED THIS ON BSKY AND SAID IT WAS GREAT AND LOVELY WORK. WHAT IF I DIED

i am SOO invested in my mutuals lives. i hope i never lose you i hope this parasocial relationship never ends.

I hate to break it to you but skeletons are, in fact, real. There's one incredibly close to you at this very second

this is like that one summer I played too much chess, and then I was standing in line at the grocery store at a slightly diagonal angle to the person in front of me and I had this light go off in my brain like “weak pawn structure this is your chance” before I realized that it was real life actually.

And in that moment Bubbles became 200x more badass than ever.

Masshole here, co-signing this from my save point at Dunks

Official Post of Massachusetts

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Monday hard

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Tuesday hard

while I love when a fantasy book has a map at the start I’m also like im not looking at all dat and im certainly not going to remember or flip back here to remind myself.