Go Fish

"ur so quiet" thanks im thinking about vampires

ok computer show me men in pain

let’s get complicated and kind of problematic with it

Beautiful: a child has drowned and returned from the other side with a report of going to the afterlife. "When I arrived in heaven I was greeted by a mammoth-headed man who said 'I am Anghprett Vul, sky god of the one true religion'. I asked 'who are you?' and he said 'we visited a tribe of Neanderthals and gave them our teachings but then a landslide killed them'. I asked 'so do I have to bring back your faith and believe in it?' and he said 'we don't really care". Find his book at your local apatheist bookstore today

Me if i was a Sports commentator: okay so i would have done everything differently there at that moment. And correctly

cousins and coworkers are addicted to getting pregnant

*finally manages to get the gag out of my mouth* do you think im a good nice hostage or a bad stupid hostage

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert

Fear not the author who predates a scene with “CONTENT WARNING: dehumanization, medical torture, gore, angst, hurt/no comfort, lack of bodily autonomy, and needles”. Because that will just be a mild angst scene at most with a lab back drop. But DO fear the author who says “lotssss of gore in this one guys” with no further elaboration.