Go Fish

"ur so quiet" thanks im thinking about vampires

For the next beauty trend let's bring back just your normal eyebrows and your hair air dried and we can call it messy girl normal woman Sunday core

i’m so tired of being told that what female fans want in men’s sports is more fashion and champagne and over the top displays of wealth and wag content when really what women want is, like, a sport where the managers and players and marketers and male fans aren’t raging misogynists

ancient peoples loooved a flood narrative it was kinda like their beatles

i know i’m op but mood

the cool thing about sports is that none of it is real except the blinding rage you experience while watching them

(stumbling out of the document covered in blood) ok i wrote 100 words

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

i am a writer in the same way raccoons are chefs. i am just putting things together and screaming when it catches fire

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