Go Fish

"ur so quiet" thanks im thinking about vampires

me if i was bioluminescent and confused: "whats glowing on..."

woah.. do you know any other abilities of creatures

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

The hottest girl you know has a truly unwatchable thing to recommend you

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

say what you will about the 90s but there were so so many women on TV with beautiful curly hair. we used to be a proper society

the arc of history is long but it bends towards rpf

For the next beauty trend let's bring back just your normal eyebrows and your hair air dried and we can call it messy girl normal woman Sunday core

i’m so tired of being told that what female fans want in men’s sports is more fashion and champagne and over the top displays of wealth and wag content when really what women want is, like, a sport where the managers and players and marketers and male fans aren’t raging misogynists

ancient peoples loooved a flood narrative it was kinda like their beatles