Go Fish

"ur so quiet" thanks im thinking about vampires

you have to be in a certain specific mood to listen to classic rock because sometimes a guy is playing his guitar and you're just like shut the fuck up man

they dont tell you this but you carry your upset younger self in you like a parasitic twin

That ‘comment on your a03 work’ email hits like a line of cocaine every time. unmatched dopamine increase. shoutout to everyone who leaves a comment on fics. you deserve the world

the generational divide marches on. i have never jerked off to playboy bunnies. and i will never jerk off to roblox porn

"there's roblox porn????" this website really is a millennial safe space

yeah okay I thought the kissing scene in Evil Dead Burn was hot, so what

It has been decided that the next step is to acquire a young and innocent man to fuck on the regular

sometimes i blog so badly but then a mutual likes my post and it's like summer in my mouth

eating rice, there's definitely an upper limit to how much you can eat, but thinking about it in abstract? when filling a plate? it's hard to conceive of it. that's what makes it so dangerous