Go Fish

"ur so quiet" thanks im thinking about vampires

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

what are many or several of you on about.

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

Sorry I started sobbing uncontrollably when you expressed the slightest concern for my lack of human connection, and casually mentioned you think I deserve better than a life of isolation and loneliness. Super weird. Not sure what was up with that lol. You still think I’m cool and mysterious and sexy, right?

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

failing at being a pervert lately I'm mostly getting horny about true love

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

[suicidal cowboy] this town aint big enough for the one of me