Go Fish

"ur so quiet" thanks im thinking about vampires

cousins and coworkers are addicted to getting pregnant

*finally manages to get the gag out of my mouth* do you think im a good nice hostage or a bad stupid hostage

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert

Fear not the author who predates a scene with “CONTENT WARNING: dehumanization, medical torture, gore, angst, hurt/no comfort, lack of bodily autonomy, and needles”. Because that will just be a mild angst scene at most with a lab back drop. But DO fear the author who says “lotssss of gore in this one guys” with no further elaboration.

i like it when people compliment me. i like it... when people like me. (looks around to make sure nobody is about to shoot me)

can we just skip to the part where you and I are living together and we get to walk hand in hand every afternoon and have to decide what to make for dinner and fall asleep on the couch too early

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books