The Blog of Requirement

I wish I put as much effort into my life as Phil Collins did into the Tarzan soundtrack

I would be the worst spy of all time because on one hand I overshare like hell, but on the other hand I also have THE shittiest memory so it’s really a lose/lose scenario for everyone involved.

That’s disgusting, what a good husband

if you wake up much earlier than normal you feel secret emotions

Humans misinterpret Hell as an underground cavern of fire, when in reality, it’s a boiling sea floor stoked by hydrothermal vents and exposed magma.

Dante describes the Ninth circle of hell as being where traitors are crushed in a dark frozen lake, which sounds like deep sea trenches or brine pools

This post is prying open my third eye with a crowbar

“millenials are so stupid, they can’t perform basic life skills” cries the generation that failed to teach their children basic life skills

also a lot of those practical skills were taught in classes like home ec that have been cut completely as schools slash all spending not related to sports and STEM

2019 isn’t going to be any different unless you actually put effort in to change it

oh my god

“He’s not hurting the people he needs to be hurting” has such awful implications. Like there’s so many bad ways to interpret that line.