I THINK DOGS SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO VOTE

Men invented dueling so they could shoot hot loads into eachother

Please Lord not this post

honey-nut clarity

post-nut cheerios

Soon they're going to make it illegal to sing a haunting siren song that drives people to the brink of madness 🙄 because of woke

If I fumbled a beautiful nine-tailed kitsune I’d be guzzling crude oil in the depths of hell all alone as well.

when will chappell roan write a song about how bad ass blood borne is

In a sacred rite of passage, the beautiful baby bird "cannabis" spreads her wings and becomes the creature known as "weed" when her strain is named by a 15 year old white boy from Nevada

guard hearing a suspicious sound and walking around a blind corner to check it out then returning a minute or two later covered in kiss marks

One of my favorite tiktok niches that was created by people so bored they’re barely alive is that there’s a whole diet soda community where they believe everything you do greatly effects the way diet soda tastes and there are very specific methods of serving it to make sure you get the right flavor as if it’s an expensive steak or something. but the best part is they believe how long you leave it in the fridge is the most important part in all of it, which they call, “marinating”

Harvester is a game that deserves to be secretly good but it is not but it also kind of needs to be bad to also be whatever it is that isn’t good but makes it a gag gift on this earth that the world would be poorer without

youtube to illuminated manuscript converter is down again

HE GOT BICURIOUS IN THE TIMELOOP !!!