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crawls out of my hole that resembles the grave but isnt. #myholethatresemblesthegravebutisnt

someone tried to hit me w the "dude... guy... person... i support all people. are your pronouns they them" dialog tree on my 18th hour of work. sorry buddy we stop doing that one at midnight

i had a 30lb steel pipe in my hands and for a few seconds I swear it started glowing

hey I noticed that your jerk off fantasies of me haven't been as ambiguously violent based off convoluted world building or steeped in bone-deep guilt lately. are you mad at m

They found the last golden ticket . So that’s just it then . Fuck my stupid horrible pathetic life. Cabbage soup for dinner again , my stupid mothtsr. Grandpa Joe said he’s sorry but I know he doesn’t really give a fuck . And who gives a fuck about the other three old people in my house . Whatever their names is. Fuck fuck fuck it’s all worthless . They even made fun of me at school for only buying like 3 wonka bars. Nepo pricks . Fuck my stupid life it’s all fucked it’s all fucked . And my last name is bucket

dino saurs were not scary monsters they were mamas with eggs and when they drank water they were like fuckk yessss waterrrr

various tv, film, and theater producers for the last 50 years smacking themselves in the forehead like fuuuuck how can we make it easy to understand why carrie is alienated from her peers and callously bullied at school WITHOUT making her a hideous fatass like in the book