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what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting

im always saying this

The good ending

my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue

Dare I ask what in the goddamn fuck you were doing?

if you need a vegan substitute for dog oil you can run your hands over a bunch of skinned unrinsed chickpeas

i get a $250 million production budget to adapt beowulf into a summer blockbuster and at the end beowulf is contemplating his reign as king in his old age and the passing of time and we hear some kids say something he doesn't quite understand and he says stoically "it's as if the English i speak is becoming old..."

wearing a white shirt in public is so scary what if it rains and laser cheese comes after me

i still can’t believe “our age of bronze is collapsing” is a line from the odyssey. bro i can’t believe we’re in the middle age right now. it’s such a nice day in feudal japan rn. i’m so glad we are having this agricultural revolution.