•Mace•

- A job

- Good relationship with father

- Neurotypical brain

- Ability to top

I'm asexual which means I'm attracted to the exit.

I'm aromantic which means I'm attracted to the sink in my stomach

w h a t

YO

Open tags

auto correct, i dont think i can put that there

I mean well that’s the actual definition. basic ass autocorrect 😔

I’m myrsexual which means I’m attracted to elves

that’s better. not correct but better

What. The fuck.

I’m allosexual which means I’m attracted to the idea of a new world where the world is the first thing I thought of.

So . Nonsense.

I’m aroallo which means I’m attracted to you by your name is this was a good idea.

More nonsense. Great.

i said aroaceflux not berrisexual, autofill /silly

I’m biromantic which means I’m attracted to you and you are not allowed to be in my school

._.

i'm acespec which means im attracted to you

That or the ice emperor just saw them as a threat to himself, possibly being a parallel to the fact that instead of protecting others he would only protect himself. Loosing not only his memory during the ice chapter but reversing his purpose.

Wdym Zane doesn't get drunk off of motor oil and is an oilcoholic (oil addict) because it makes him feel more human?

Wdym Zane and Cole always hung out pre-pilot when Cole was exploring and had conversations with the cute weird kid who lived in the forest?

Wdym Zane doesn't have a scar on the left side of his face and scars from his emperor mask?

Wdym Zane's eyes weren't originally dark brown but because of his power source powering his entire body his robot form has blue eyes??

Wdym Zane isn't Ninjago Jack Stauber and writes songs about his and his friends' experiences and posts them under a diff name and uses slightly edited photos of him when he was younger?

Wdym Zane isn't a gigantic Gravity Falls fan and kins the entire cast including Bill Cipher and goes on rage rants when someone gets a piece of lore wrong and absolutely despises Billford because they remind him of himself and Vex?

Wdym the people of the never realm didn't sing a version of The Nowhere King song from Centaurworld to children to warn them of The Ice Emperor??

Wdym Cole and Zane didn't date pre-nindroid reveal but Zane hated the fact he wasn't human so much that he and Cole broke up because "Cole deserved to be with a human" (and then saw Cole and Geo in DR and realized that Cole indeed did not gaf abt dating non humans.)

Wdym Zane isn't incredibly sensitive to light and his sensitivity worsened after season 11 because he was in a dark castle thing for decades