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Thailand legalising weed for the entire country all at once, was lowkey such a funny event because literally everyone went crazy with it. They were putting weed in everything, man, we had weed fried chicken, weed omelette, weed soda, weed lotion, weed popcorn, tempura weed, it was insane. They were putting weed in fucking everything they could think of even shit that you're not eating, they were putting marijuana in like lipbalm.

i am as white as a white american can get and the thought of using the white color emojis sickens me to the bone. bitch if you dont make me simpsons yellow

after reading a bunch of classical literature i’ve decided to revive the concept of knighthood all by myself

who the fuck is donkey hotay

At least we have jacking off

i need a polycule of tall skinny white guys preferably like around 10 of them so i can dress them up in nice outfits and give them cute little red ribbon chokers. (hiding a bowling ball behind my back) For no real reason

so funny to get passionate about your job when you work a really boring job. i saw an unusual kind of lease payment for the first time today and i got so excited i grabbed all my coworkers to tell them. i’ve wanted to see a lease payment like that for months