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rule #1 of patricide is to have fun and be yourself

girlfriend keeps a kyubey plushie just to beat up when she's angry so sometimes i'm running down the list of questions to ask to help her figure out what would make her feel better and "do you want to hurt kyubey" is often one of them

honey i understand that you're in heat and you made it very clear that you wanted "cock for breakfast" but the best i can do right now is french toast, i'm sorry

this straw? oh, she’s my last

learning to notice an absence of people of color is crazy. you start seeing it everywhere. ill see a random pic of characters or people or whatever and be like "these are all white people. why"

The butler spits truth.

the relationship between horror and misogyny is intriguing and confusing to me bc the ultimate goal with some of these movies is to treat misogyny as horrifying while simultaneously. being the genre that brutalizes women and treats their reactions to the horrible things done to them as a source of horror

New idealogy i call it Alcohol Feminism

For these who don’t know: The restaurant she worked at closed down but she left before that and opened her own bakery, that’s apparently very successful!

She has a youtube channel where she shares recipes and cooking advice!

Currently doing an Insomniac's Gambit. For those of you who don't know, this is when you mess up your sleep schedule badly enough that you attempt to fix it by skipping an entire night of sleep then going to bed at a reasonable hour the next day. Crucially, it does not work

Oh? Oh? Brain skip sleep? Bed! Bed for brain for thirteen hours, starting at 6 AM!