Lync's Weird Junk

I will never not reblog this one

Reblogging for other dnd nerds

>^>

also here is a whole website that not only has a shit ton of adventures and such but lets you search for any item or npc or whatever and see their stats and info at your fingertips

and here is the same version of the above website except it uses the 5e rules as they existed prior to the 2024 relaunch, which is what you’d prefer

@deconstructthesoup

i feel like i just walked past jesus in a hot topic

”How come you’ve never seen the Amazon rainforest if you’re from Brazil?” big country

Wait, hold on, I can illustrate it in a funnier way

Matt Smith will always be hot.

Silly fascist

This vid will always warm my heart.

the person who runs this account, Katie Gouldin, is an evolutionary biologist who has an EXCELLENT podcast called Creature Feature which compares and contrasts the weird behaviors of man and beast! she is super cute and funny too!

oh thank GOD

yeah okay ill reblog that

She is also credited by the Audubon society with coining the word “birb”

why they keep doing her like this

Wow I was not expecting it to keep going but it sure did

“And its gonna taste like Mario was in your ass himself.”

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

Spam it! You can make 30!

Me sexting: im gonna uhhhh make that big cock of yours sneeze